Sham-Poo

It’s that time of the year when it can be a little wet outside.
That does tend to make one get a little dirty after going out for a run.

Personally, I’m not fond of the daily bath, I mean, once a year on your birthday should be enough?

The bath is a lot worse because they will insist on using Sham-Poo.
Now I like a roll in Poo, fox or badger preferably.
I don’t know what sort of animal Sham-Poo comes from but it smells awful.

If you think about it, the clue is in the name Sham-Poo … pretend Poo.
As I said, it smells awful.

Next run outside I must try and find some fox or badger to make me smell a bit better.